Score: 0

"This does not belong on Newgrounds."

submission: the ways of a wolf

date: March 9, 2009

While I agree with your cause and have been adopting wolves (I.e. donating money) since my childhood, Newgrounds is simply not the place to post this. In the interest of keeping Newgrounds as an ENTERTAINMENT website, I can only give you a zero as this obviously was not created to entertain. I come here to escape from the reality of such tortures and simply do not wish to have it thrust upon me during recreational time. I would recommend posting this on youtube or starting a facebook group. Just not here, ok?

Score: 2

"Well...the game works at least."

submission: Custom Pong

date: March 9, 2009

Adjusting the speed was fun for a little while, but in the end, it's just pong. The custom colors didn't really add anything to it. The minimalist, black text on white background was very lacking in creativity. At least find a wallpaper or something. It is also VERY easy to score cheap shots when the ball respawns without warning. An action/launch button may be required for future installments.

Score: 5

"Fun, but flawed."

submission: Jerry jackson soundboard!

date: March 7, 2009

The sound board is inherently flawed due to the background music appearing in every clip. I'm sure it could be removed in Pro-Tools or some similar editing program. Might I add that many of the clips seemed pretty random? I would find it rather difficult to string these together into an actual conversation. Instead of just going for comedic gold, you should probably focus on words typical of a telephone conversation. Although it was fun to relive all those episodes all over again, none of these clips could be used for any practical (?) purpose. Which is too bad because I'm sure tons of people would love to prank their friends with this.

Score: 10

"A great interpretation"

submission: Saturday Morning Watchmen

date: March 5, 2009

This is all especially relevant considering the time period the comic was written in. I imagine the show would've looked EXACTLY like that. I cannot believe the amount of irony that exists in this cartoon. Rorschach petting the two German Shephards just KILLED me. And Dr. Manhattan's line "He'll give you cancer!" Fucking classic. This should be included on the eventual DVD.

Score: 4

"Didn't hold my interest."

submission: Ranger Doosh Ep. 1

date: March 4, 2009

A little too long winded for my tastes, I eventually lost interest and exed out the window. I might of finished it if it was shorter. Some of the other characters had funny lines, but the protagonist's dialogue was a little on the dull side. I know he's supposed to function as a foil to the insanity of all the other characters, but still. Give us some reason to like him, some way to relate to him, yanno? He needs more of a personality.

As for the animation quality, I thought the style was interesting. I saw it as a sort of homage to Tom Goes to the Mayor. Not overly familiar with the show, but I've heard of it. I like how you used red and white colors and opposed to thir blue and white, very cute. But tell me, if I DID happen to be a fan of that show, would I have enjoyed this more? I'm not sure if this is supposed to be for adult swim fans or not. Well coming from an outsider anyway, I thought some of the character faces didn't always fit the situation (esp. the main character) But hey maybe that's what you were going for. Not bad for a first episode.

Score: 7

"No doubt a thrill for the hardcore fans,"

submission: Sonic Shorts: Volume 5

date: March 3, 2009

A few hits, a few misses. Although I probably missed alot of the humor, not being a Sonic nut and all. It was good to see the badass 90s Eggman again. Still have some of those on VHS. Metal Sonic was welcome as well...always did think he was a better rival than Shadow. I liked the scene selection feature. VERY HANDY! Can't tell you how many times I've wished for one in these situations.

Score: 8

"Haha, poop."

submission: BK's Dash

date: March 2, 2009

What an amazing first entry! The game is actually surprisingly addictive despite it's simplicity. Loved your choice of projectile...I won't spoil it for anyone though ;)
As another user stated though, more powerups would be nice, maybe a speed or point doubler? I look forward to future entries from you!